Teachers that tries to be cool.
One day my retarded teacher named mr. A(im not gonna tell the rest of the name cuz I can get in trouble), so he came in the classroom wearing skater shoes, baggy jeans(I could even see his boxers), really huge sweater that would be the size 4 of American fat woman. So he came in the class and said “yo, dudes and dudetts, peace out homies! Lets chillax today with some math quiz that is out of 100 and worth half of ur grade.”(he is this crazy belive it or not hes only 21). He also wore big mascara. So mr. A goes up to the hottest girl in the school and says “Sup woman, I will totally accept u as a lady friend even though ur not as beautiful as my mother. ” she replies “OMG! Ur such a dork.” I could see a tear sparkling in mr. A’s eyes. He says in a soft voice “Hey Sandra…U GONNA GET C’S FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA.” Sandra gives him a finger. Mr.A ignores her even though he is still hurt deep, deep, down. So he goes up to the group of poplar football players(he looks like a shrimp wearing huge metal necklaces that were too heavy for his neck in front of them.) Then the guys say”Ew, wats wrong with that shrimp with metal Barbie necklaces?!”
Next day…..
He comes to the class dressed up like a basketball player with short short shorts and a very tight shirt on. Then he lifts up his arms and says ”Like my new style, man? ”
The only thing we saw was his hairy armpits and the only thing we could smell was his weird odour coming from his the same place as the hair…….
to be continued…….or not!